Gladys loves Jesus...

... but she drinks a little.

I don't normally watch Ellen, and I'm sure this is very old, but it almost made me pee my pants laughing. I may have to start TiVo-ing Ellen if this woman is going to be a regular callee.

Also, I would like to revise my earlier statement about Aretha Franklin, because this picture convinces me that, surprisingly, Blanche Deveroux can pull off that hat too...